Keep Calm and Listen to The Gnome
Evil Goth Gnome
A Ninja Grandmaster once explained to me that a good way to find answers, is to pick up a special book and just close your eyes, think upon your question, or issue and open the book to a random page. This way the Universe will provide the answer.
We now live in times where we are surrounded by doubt, worry, questions and upset. I have been thinking upon his wise words a lot and have decided to gather 30 (Not Random) quotes that I hope will be of help.
So, close your eyes, think of your question/worry and jump to a random page, Trust in the mystical powers of the Gnomes to give you help and advice. Sometimes you need a motivational quote to get you through the hard time. And who is more motivational than Garden Gnomes?
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Evil Goth Gnome.
The Evil Goth Gnome is a mischievous, monochromic garden gnome hailing from the shadowy corners of Wales, where he resides in quiet contemplation (when not napping in unlikely spots or plotting minor mischief). Far from your average lawn ornament, he claims mastery over ancient gnome secrets, having allegedly taught the Weeping Angels their famous stone-freezing trick, and spends his days communing with a loyal Welsh Corgi named Gelert, defending dragons, and dispensing cryptic wisdom.
- Comedy
- Self-Help