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Evil Goth Gnome
Evil Goth Gnome

Evil Goth Gnome

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There is no such thing as ‘A Simple Garden Gnome’ we Gnome’s are the pinnacle of evolution. Have you seen those weeping angel things from Doctor Who? we Gnomes taught them that trick of becoming solid stone when watched!

I am a simple monochromic garden gnome who spends his time playing on Twitter, and talking to a friendly Welsh Corgi called Gelert.

Oh and occasionally I write stuff.

Author Interview

Favorite genre?
Gardening Books. Gardening counts as a genre right?

Top 5 movies of all time?

  1. Sherlock Gnomes
  2. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Gnome
  3. Gnomeo & Juliet
  4. Gnome Alone
  5. Sweet Gnome Alabama

If you were a mythological or fantasy creature, what would you be?
Since I am a sentient Garden Gnome, I think I should already be classified as a mythological or fantasy creature.

What inspired you to become a writer?
The voices in my head, my collection of talking potatoes, and my very good friend Gelert the Corgi.

What’s the strangest thing anyone’s ever asked you?
Are you a real Gnome?

Which is a silly question because I am obviously a Gnome. The clue is in my name!

“I first met Evil Gnome  when he tried to persuade me to say evil things on-line to twitter. Although he seems a quiet individual, he reminds me off a viper sat awaiting to strike at feet passing by.”

– PLANETPETE 2013

“Woof! Woof Woof, woof?.”

– GELERT 2020

FEATURED BOOKS

Keep Calm and Listen to The Gnome

We now live in times where we are surrounded by doubt, worry, questions and upset. I have been thinking upon his wise words a lot and have decided to gather 30 (Not Random) quotes that I hope will be of help.

Any money made from the sale of this book will be donated to charity.

Covid Christmas Carols

I present to you a collection of Carols for 2020. Covid Carols.

I have put them together in this little book which I am going to put on that Amazon thing for a small fee. Any money made from the sale of this book will be donated to charity.

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