Evil Goth Gnome

There is no such thing as ‘A Simple Garden Gnome’ we Gnome’s are the pinnacle of evolution. Have you seen those weeping angel things from Doctor Who? we Gnomes taught them that trick of becoming solid stone when watched!

I am a simple monochromic garden gnome who spends his time playing on Twitter, and talking to a friendly Welsh Corgi called Gelert.

Oh and occasionally I write stuff.

Author Interview

Favorite genre?
Gardening Books. Gardening counts as a genre right?

Top 5 movies of all time?

Sherlock Gnomes
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Gnome
Gnomeo & Juliet
Gnome Alone
Sweet Gnome Alabama

If you were a mythological or fantasy creature, what would you be?
Since I am a sentient Garden Gnome, I think I should already be classified as a mythological or fantasy creature.

What inspired you to become a writer?
The voices in my head, my collection of talking potatoes, and my very good friend Gelert the Corgi.

What’s the strangest thing anyone’s ever asked you?
Are you a real Gnome?

Which is a silly question because I am obviously a Gnome. The clue is in my name!

Featured Books

Covid Christmas Carols

I present to you a collection of Carols for 2020. Covid Carols. I have put them together in this little book which I am going to put on that Amazon thing for a small fee. Any money made from the sale of this book will be donated to charity.

Keep Calm and Listen to The Gnome

Close your eyes, think of your question/worry and jump to a random page, Trust in the mystical powers of the Gnomes to give you help and advice. Sometimes you need a motivational quote to get you through the hard time. And who is more motivational than Garden Gnomes?

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