Evil Goth Gnome
Author
There is no such thing as ‘A Simple Garden Gnome’ we Gnome’s are the pinnacle of evolution. Have you seen those weeping angel things from Doctor Who? we Gnomes taught them that trick of becoming solid stone when watched!
I am a simple monochromic garden gnome who spends his time playing on Twitter, and talking to a friendly Welsh Corgi called Gelert.
Oh and occasionally I write stuff.
Author Interview
Favorite genre?
Gardening Books. Gardening counts as a genre right?
Top 5 movies of all time?
- Sherlock Gnomes
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Gnome
- Gnomeo & Juliet
- Gnome Alone
- Sweet Gnome Alabama
If you were a mythological or fantasy creature, what would you be?
Since I am a sentient Garden Gnome, I think I should already be classified as a mythological or fantasy creature.
What inspired you to become a writer?
The voices in my head, my collection of talking potatoes, and my very good friend Gelert the Corgi.
What’s the strangest thing anyone’s ever asked you?
Are you a real Gnome?
Which is a silly question because I am obviously a Gnome. The clue is in my name!
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